Sunday, December 19, 2010

Roll off roooooll off

Do you ever look at something and say "seriously??? why?!". Obviously I do. Or I wouldn't have asked that. First edition of "Things that make you go whaaaaa??"

1. First of all, there are many things about KFC that make me ask the world SERIOUSLY?? Because of this, it has many subtypes:
    
     a. Their commercials. I'm sorry but, we all already know how much our arteries hate you so do you really think it's such a bright idea to give us blow up images of your nasty food? I can see the grease and fat dripping from the images. It makes me want to vomit. Alot. Atherosclerosis heeeere I come. I would like to make a request, can this please be the new "super-size me" experimental video? Takers? No of course there are no takers. At least McDonalds is smart enough to have a playplace and clown to attract visitors. (which....clowns are freaky I don't get why kids like them)
     b. They have a "Keep Fit Challenge". This is my response: ".........."
     c. They have what is called the "Double Down", which if you do not know what this is it is basically bacon and cheese between to pieces of boneless fried chicken. "so meaty there's no room for the bun". Okay eww gross. Literally thinking about it makes me cringe.

2. OldNavy now sells zip-up jackets loaded with their own headphones. Are you for real. Clever yes. But I have to admit, if I see someone walking down the road with their jacket on and the buds in their ears all I'm going to think is why does that weirdo have the strings to his hood in his ears? Could he not find another place for them? Does it make him uncomfortable to just have them awkwardly hang there like they are supposed to? And if this is the case why doesn't he just tuck them into the jacket or pull the string out? Yes I would think all of those things. Probably in that same order. Plus if buying one of these makes someone think hey now I have earphones, what if they just dont wanna wear the jacket that day then what. I say just buy the person a pair of earphones and tell them to stick the ipod in their pocket; if they are really self conscious about having the earphone wire visible just tell them to tuck it into their jacket and no one will notice.

3. While I do LOVE Chicfila and it basically is the only "fastfood" I like, I just don't get why workers are made to say my pleasure. Sometimes I just want to ask for or say something really off the wall just to see if they will still say my pleasure at the end. Judging by some of their faces after the customer pleasing response of my pleasure, clearly it is not some of their workers' pleasure. I'm just saying. If I were to say "thank you for being a rude and horrible cashier" would they return with my pleasure. Because, I feel like if they did that would be kind of rude. Not part of the plan I suppose. I would just like them to say your welcome. But I will say again, I do I do I dooo-oooo love Chicfila.

4. Guys. I don't understand. I feel as though they feel the same about us. In fact I know they do. You men think you are so simple. Lies. All lies. You are just as complicated. Contrary to your belief we do in fact love to hear what you have to say and would love it if you offered it up voluntarily instead of making us drag it out of you. It, believe it or not, would make our lives oh so much easier. Expressing your feelings does not make you a pansy, I promise. Not doing so doesn't either, it just makes you irritating. Rant over. Please remember I did say just as, we are complicating too :).

5. Bridalplasty. It's a new show on E! about women competing for their dream wedding.......and a good bit of plastic surgery...hence the name Bridalplasty. Some of these women I can understand their reasoning, but most of these women...are you kidding me? Next Heidi Montags right there. In training. One women is a previous contestant of the Biggest Loser. I remember her season and her proposal on TV BECAUSE it wasn't very long ago. Are you seriously going to go from Biggest Loser to Bridalplasty. I do not get it. I do not think Bob nor and especially Jillian would be proud. Come on. Aside from all of that these women are completely catty, it's actually kind of sad. The one woman I would have wanted to give the dream wedding too is already gone, and she is the one woman I'd say that is genuine. Plug-I do love me some Biggest Loser!!!

I do have more. For a later date these will come. Merry Christmas :)!!!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

It's Abouuut Time...

Nursing school has kept me from entertaining myself and writing this blog. How dare it. All I can say is, thank GOODNESS this semester from Hell (and yes I literally mean Hell) is finally over. I didn't think it would ever end, but I am at the light at the end of the tunnel so it must be. I feel like I'm dreaming, considering I've had a schedule full of absolutely NOTHING the past few days...well actually I did get a haircut one day..and that took up some time...a whole hour, if that. Impressive right? Pretty jammed packed. While it's definitely nice to be completely unproductive and have nothing to do or study for, I must admit I feel quite useless. I'm bored. I think I forgot how to chill out. All I can think about while sitting here is that I should be doing or studying for something.
Regretfully I must also admit I've already looked at the syllabus for all my classes next semester, yes I know that I am a dork. With a capital 'D'.
I know my parents enjoy me home, the dishes are washed, the trash is taken out, the laundry is done, the dogs are good to go, the house is clean, ah yes they are probably really enjoying me home. Lucky for them they don't have a child who can just sit and do nothing all day.
So now that the semester is over, and for some reason Global Warming (I know what it means I just choose to only pay attention to the warming part of the phrase) is deciding to be USELESS, it must be time for the happiest time of the year.......opening a present from a relative who thought what you might really enjoy for Christmas would be a hand knit sweater fit with jingle bells and all. Question. If it's already Christmas, why give me something Christmas related?? THEN the only time I can use it (whatever that may be) or look at it will be a whole year from now. Of course that next year the same person will give me yet again something else Christmas related....soooo basically it's a never ending cycle. I'm not talking ornaments here people, I do love me a nice ornament. I'm talking Christmas clothes...really? I don't want a sweater with a giant Christmas Tree on it. Nor do I want socks fit with bells. If you really feel inclined though to give me these things please include a light up necklace and a pair of antlers so I can wear it all to the next tacky Christmas party. I'd be the cooliiiiest one there. Holla!!
Despite how horrendous and nerve racking of a semester that it was, without it I would not have met some of the coolest people ever. Cath buddy and friends you people know who you are :), thank you for making my semester great despite!!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Pet PeevesssSSS :) Volume 1 Edition 2

Why is it that everytime you PLAN to be productive it never ends up that way?? Why do I feel the urge to take a nap, watch crap tv, and stare at the ceiling when I have so much I could be doing!!! I would ask why I always feel so unproductive..but I think I just answered my own question.
I will take this moment to provide another edition of "Laura's Pet Peeves":

1. Driving behind a slow as molasses annoyance, thinking it's an old person and giving them somewhat of the benefit of the doubt just because they are old and have "earned" the right to drive slow, and passing them only to find it's a fool on their cell phone, putting on a face...including fake eyelashes, clipping their toenails, and eating a cheeseburger.

2. Trying to take a nap at 12 in the afternoon, only to be rudely interrupted by neighbors on all sides playing dance-dance revolution/rearranging their furniture...ALL the furniture in the apartment/slamming themselves into the wall/throwing ragers....and I did say 12 in the afternoon, not midnight.

3. Arrogance. This I feel does not need an explanation. However I will oblige. It disturbs me when people think they are flipping Lady Gaga and can get away with wearing a meat dress. Which by the way, who does that? I would rather eat the meat than wear it....plus I feel like that would smell. I meant this figuratively of course, basically when people think they are the shiznit and clearly they are no Lady Gaga.

4. Cats. I really have no reason. I just do not like them. They bother me. Just the sight. I can deal with a baby kitten, they are cute. But a grown cat...eh hand me a dog please. Cats also do not like me, and dogs do. A cat is something I'd like to purposefully bother just to see a reaction; like poking it, or petting it in a way it doesn't like...throwing some water on it.

5. When I have to repeat myself a gazillion times. I have no eardrum, it may take a few times for me to hear you...then again somehow by some miraculous occurance it's growing from nothing so perhaps my hearing is getting better. So, that said, if I have to repeat myself 10 times for you I'm going to assume you are just trying to press my buttons verses you acutally cant hear me.

6. When people know me so well they know what buttons to push. If I wanted you to know, I would wear a dang sign. I can't change my pet peeves people. Don't make it difficult for me. This actually isn't really a pet peeve, more of like an "ughh dang it haha".

7. When I spend MANY MANY hours on something and still don't to amazing. I feel as though the time spent should be relative to the given grade. Sadly this is not always the case. This causes me much irritation.

8. When I get asked question after question after question. Ahhh I feel bombarded!! Concise is the way to go. Unfortunately I tend to do this too. I like to ask questions. Funny how when I'm being asked alot of questions I get annoyed, but I think this only applies when I don't have the answers. Then I just get confused.

9. When the dryer goes off, my room is really cold, it's cold outside, I'm snuggled in a sweatshirt, and laying down under a blanket on my big comfy bed. REALLY DRYER you couldn't wait until I was asleep to go off so that at least then I would have an excuse not to get up take my mass of clothes out the dryer AND fold AND put them away?

10. When I get really excited to watch a new episode of one of my favorite shows and then I turn on the tv to find it's a re-run. Quite a let-down. I'm okay watching old episodes...but it really makes me sad I don't get to enjoy a new one! Like last night for instance was a night without new GLEE....so sad. Sad sad day.

I think this is enough for my second edition. Plus, I have things to do. Which I've been saying to myself all day. Which hasn't gotten me started yet.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Stupid Colloquial..or -um..whatever it's called won't let me publish about my cath buddy!!!!!!!

Writing this for the THIRD time, it will not be as good as the first.
So I will repeat myself again. Since 009 asked if I blogged, I felt as though I might as well provide them with more reasons to laugh at me. I hope that it is out of love. I am however I understand an easy target. I too laugh at myself quite frequently, just ask my cath buddy.
If you don't know what a cath buddy is, I am sorry but this blog will not be subject to explaining why I have a cath buddy. She knows I will forever love her for being my cath buddy. Just know that you WISH you had one. HAHA. Also, if you are not in 009...quite a sad reality, I am deeply sorry for your loss...because it is a loss. By some either mistake or miracle 009 is full of all animated loud people. Maybe not all loud..but definietely all animated. Facial expressions are my favorite. I love being at my Wednesday's home away from home; you know how every home has a distinctive consistent smell?? Well, so does ours! AND if you're lucky you may even get to enjoy a few saunas throughout the day...quite the stress reliever.
I really should be doing the craptons of work I have to do! If you're mad this is all I have to say, which is no one since probably no one reads this, that sounds like a personal problem. Happy almost Friday :)!!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Laughing at things you Shouldn't

So, I have a Fundamentals exam tomorrow and I should be studying...especially considering I didn't exactly spend my fall break doing so (but I mean seriously who does that??). I spent it up north as an honorary yankee. Back to the point, I figured since I'm obviously having a hard time focusing I might as well write all the words buzzing around in my head down. This kinda works out considering I haven't blogged in oh I don't know probably a month?
At this very moment I not only am writing on here but I'm also watching Biggest Loser, AND I also happen to have all my books laying around me. Hopefully they will enter my brain through osmosis or something, then again that wouldn't happen because I'm obviously not under water. Books are too expensive to have under water. At least I know which topics are on my exam right? And honestly, I feel like no matter how long I study I still seem to get the same grade so I figure it must be the quality of my studying. Hopefully.
Since I last spilled myself on this thingymajiger I have been in the hospital as a student nurse officially!! That time I had a partner, and boy was that a relief but THIS week "I'm ridin' solo"! I love that song.
Back to my fall break in yankeeville Cleveland, Ohio!! My friend and I definitely realized how much of nursing student dorks we are when after driving hours upon hours we both simultaneously shouted out "aaah I need to shift I'm going to get a Stage I pressure ulcer on my behind!!" We did in fact laugh out ourselves. We also found ourselves talking to people about catheters...not exactly a dinner conversation, though everytime we spoke of it we did happen to be eating dinner. I guess I'll have to tame down everything I learn in class when I'm in public. Darn. How dare people not find the same humor in things such as this as I do!
Speaking of humor....at a Longhorn's in Michigan at 9:30p.m. after being at a game watching my friend's team lose...heartbreakingly, then after hearing the Gamecocks THROW away the game on the radio (boys seriously come on!! GARCIAAA whyyy), and finally combined with the fact that we were exhausted and half asleep, I must admit I did laugh when a child no older than about 1 and a half literally ran straight into a table. Ordinarily I would not have laughed. However when you listen to this kid scream for an hour while his parents continue to feed him pudding (which btw REALLY??? at 9:30 REALLY??) when he obviously does NOT want to be there, and when the kid looks so much like a child on the "it's a small world" ride at Disney World, and when the kid keeps escaping from his parents and running around the restaurant as they continue to eat and not pay attention....I mean it was a little funny to watch this kid run right into a table. It was like watching a bird fly into a glass door. Kinda funny. When I'm that tired and delerious it is a little hard to stop myself from laughing, even if I really shouldn't be laughing. Reading this back to myself makes me feel evil. You had to be there. I think.
I guess I should go back to studying since I have nothing else invigorating to say. Ta-ta :), yes I did just say Ta-ta!!

Monday, October 4, 2010

Mudrun, Nursing School, and Birthday fun

          USMC Mudrun 2010 with three of my peeps was a blast, minus the being dropped (it happens haha). I loved how at the point on the course when things started getting intense nobody cared who was on what team because everybody was helping everybody to finish. For us, this was a good thing considering we had no man-power. If I do this again there will be at least one male preferrably two ha because my theory is you either have to be a really tall girl and kinda strong, short and REALLY strong, short and really light, or a man.....and well I am none of the above so I realized how much upper body strength I am lacking quite quickly. Being that just about every obstacle WAAAS upper body strength, I basically could not move my arms at all the next day. This is not an exaggeration. I had men hoisting me all over the place, even though we had no men on our team which I already said. At one point this guy walked up to me and immediately got on all fours and then asked if I needed a boost. It was sweet and I felt bad when I had to say "aw you can get off the ground I already went over but thanks!" True story yes. I found it very humerous to see all of these really built and in shape guys having a hard time. This guy ran into me and I asked him if he was okay and he said "I can't stand" and I laughed and was like well that's understandable and he goes "I think I"m delerious!" It was very funny. Overall the mudrun was a very good, fun, awesome, entertaining, hilarious, enjoyable experience :)!!! Crossing the finish line was also quite refreshing and empowering knowing I'd finally get my own water at the end hahaha.
       This week will be our first day on the floor in the hospitals...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! I am nervous, anxious, excited, scared, happy, ready or not all in one!! My first day also happens to be on my birthday so I figure it has to be a good day, please no diapers or catheters on my birthday please! I can't believe we are finally here! Lower Division went by SO fast and the past 6 wks have gone by extremely fast as well!!! From the simulation lab to real people here we go :).
       So this weekend I went home for my birthday since I can't go home this next weekend. I'd have to say my favorite portion was watching my most favorite little three year old 'mini-me' playing baseball at miracle league. Um hello, adorable! I love it when I get to see that grin from ear to ear and then multiple facial expressions in between :)!
PEACE out!!!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Hamburgers the size of my head

     Woooooo another win for the gamecocks last night, good job boys...um well it was a win so good job. However, why is it that we always get so sloppy when we are either a.playing well or b.think we are going to cream the other team? One would think you would play extra hard and tight so that you couuuld see a significant gap in the scoreboard. 38-19 gamecocks final score I believe, but still considering we were suppose to "stomp" them I'd say that 19 points proves we didn't so much do that. Always is harder than anticipated. Normally I can last a whole game, even an ESPN game which can last four hours without having to go to the bathroom or eating food because I'm having that much fun and lose track of time....but on games like last night nope I was starving and we only stayed until the score was 31-13 so about two and a half hours....leaving an entire quarter left to go. Trust me it was just that dragging, BUT trust me I am a dedicated fan..a hungry dedicated fan.
     In our search for food we went to the trusty Copper River Grill, home of the biggest burgers ever. No that's not part of their name, but it should be. I'm not kidding or exaggerating at all when I say the patties themselves are as big around as my head. Let's just say I have a pretty heavy to-go box filled with what's left over, yay for today's lunch :)!!
     They told us before the year even started that as nursing majors in upper division we would basically have no life. I have found this to be true, see I really would have no life if I didn't take time out to go to football games or hang out with friends. See, really and truly I could be using that time to study for all of my upcoming tests but hey one needs a break every once in a while.
Until next time :)

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Poking Fake Tissue and Being Right

     I just love being right at this moment. See now if the maintenance people cough cough had listen to my roommate and I in the first place than my carpet probably would not have been completely ruined from the mass amount of water everywhere. But no, I apparently was overloading the washer....HAHA how you feel now maintenance men to find the two girls you basically called stupid knew what was wrong and you didn't. For the record, I am not going to put my washer on extra-large when I was a SMALL load...ha nice try though to try and get me to use more water.
    
     Somehow I don't think piercing fake fatty tissue or muscle tissue with needles is as realistic as giving a human medicine. I mean I realize since we are just nursing students starting out we probably shouldnt be practicing poking each other or well anybody at the moment but as far as I can tell fake tissue doesn't scream when you pierce it or squirt blood.....I mean it does squirt other liquids...the liquids you put in it. Then again, I'd much rather be poking something fake than have one of my clinical-mates jamming into my arm with a needle. Now that is scary, just think about how shaky you would be if it was your first time jamming something into someones arm and then combine that with understandable excitement.....yea exactly, freaky combo.

Friday, September 10, 2010

There's water in my closet...

    You know how normally when you call different offices and service companies they take, well at least it feels like, FLIPPING FOREVER to come to you and help you figure out what's up?? Well, obviously where I live we must have it made. Except, we kinda still don't if you think about how we shouldn't be having all of these issues in the first place. But, if you look at it as daaaang we have some fast service than hey we have it made in the shade I'd say. I find it pretty awesome that I call about there being random water surfacing in the carpet in my closet and within 10 minutes of my call I get an extremely loud knock on my door only to open it and find not one but TWO maintenance men. I guess they send two in case the other one has no clue what he's doing. Who knows, but you won't see me complaining especially when one is a sweet old man who knows what he's doing and his lacky cute college boy (obviously I mean this is a college apartment complex) coming with a shop vac.
   I have more to say, BIG SHOCKER I know, but I am going to dinnerrr with my peeps so peace out :)!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I'm a slacker I realize this

Actually, no I'm not. That title is false advertisement. I have however been slacking on this, in case anyone felt deeply upset or just beside themselves because they didn't have one of my totally awesome blog posts to read. I know I know, I'm sorry. I don't even have a good excuse unfortunately.
Today was the first day of classes....aaah what a busy and exhausting day Thursdays will be with just one class; how will I ever cope!?!?! I'll be done with class before some people even wake up..9:15am! I do find this to be a tad absurd considering its pharmacology....too early for that ball of stress to be tossed around. So basically since it was such a physically draining day lol I am so glad tomorrow is Friday. I mean I did do a lot of driving, despite the fact that I was sitting down for all of that (of course), so I do have some excuse for being tired. I also woke up at 6:15 sooooo yea.
Random thought of the day: I would like to know why it is so difficult to find flipping wall art that is not cheesy or tacky or dumb looking. For real? I went to Target, Pier 1, and World Market. I like things in World Market buuuut I'm too cheap to buy that stuff unless I'm in love...and even then, and so obviously since I walked away with nothing (after going into the store twice) I was not a true fan and in love. The things they have that they actually think the majority of the population would like on their walls....WHY would I want to hang a poster with the alphabet on it? I'm not five I'm not in kindergarten. I'm not a teacher nor want to be one. So is it supposed to be like a reminder so I don't forget what letter comes after the next? So I just gave up and for now my walls will just be boring and bare until I am feeling in the mood to spend money, which on a college budget will probably be a while.
In closing I would just like to say that I'm pretty sure the guys above us either have feet made of lead or they are extreme gamers of dance dance revolution. I think that's it, that could definitely be it. However, they need to chill out. Okay doooooone :)

Friday, August 13, 2010

Movin' out!

Could it be? Could the summer actually be over? Why yes!!!
I'm moving back to Cola tomorrow, well unofficially but all of my stuff is moving back...which is alot. I really hate unpacking and packing. I do however enjoy arranging and organizing, when I FIRST get somewhere or start the school year. Now whether it stays that way for long is a different story. It's the thought that counts thought right, and the effort?
I am so pumped to be living off campus this year, awesomeeeee and to have my car back (major plus). As I was speaking to some friends tonight as well as a girl who's going to be a freshman I was asked if I'd have my own bathroom. I was taken back with joy as I realized it's the first time ever in my life that I will have my own bathroom. I don't know what to do with myself, that is exciting.
I hope my dogs won't go on hunger strikes...of course those "strikes" tend to only last for three days max once they realize their pouting will not make me return. Plus, they enjoy food. Such love.

In light of all of this I would just like to say it has been one interesting summer. Yes I did say interesting, as opposed to not interesting or boring. Who wants that anyway. I have gotten closer to some great friends that I love very much :) including the cutest sweetest little 3 and a half year old ever so shout outs I will miss you guys. You know who you people are ;). Ya'll are the greatest and I don't know what I would do without you!!!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Ice-Ice Baby

ICECREAM is basically the best thing ever invented. I think anyway. But even the best things can be ruined. Take cheese for example....who wants to eat blue cheese? eww. That is nasty with a capital 'N', in my opinion anyway. American Idol...totally going to be ruined and fall down the tubes into the trash without Simon Cowell; I'm just laying it out there.

Back to the oh so important topic at hand, icecream.
I understand these flavor people feel the need to make new ones but come OOOON people bacon icecream...really??? If I wanted cold bacon I would freeze cooked bacon (notice I did not say eat raw bacon, food poisoning no thank you).
Marble slab now has french toast flavored icecream. What!! I do believe french toast is one of those amazing foods that is only good for a few bites until then it swiftly becomes too much. So, french toast flavored icecream=stomach ache. I just do not understand this.
Birthday Cake icecream/ Cheesecake icecream: I'm not going to lie, I am a fan of both of these....for three bites. Both of these that should be things kept in their original form, the taste is so much better that way.
Riverdog Ripple....thankfully Ye Ole Fashioned got rid of this one. Blue and green playdough is what I'd like to call it. Banned because of parents complaining about the after effects in the bathroom. However I think they now have one actually called playdough.Why is the question I'd like to ask them.
Bananna Split. Okay before you guys go and hate on me for not liking this I would like to point out I am not speaking of a bananna split with the full bananna and cherries and fudge...no. They actually have an icecream now with the flavors of these all mixed into one. The only reason I ate this was because my friend got it for free and we were curious...ate one bite and spit it out.
No, I do not spend my days eating icecream. I wish. These are just all things I and my friends have noticed and talk about, yes I know we are cool. It's called get yourself a "free sample" at mslab.
Now back to important things like watching Project Runway...adios amigos :)

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSQjSdU8VA&feature=av2e

I seriously love this song. I find it so incredibly refreshing!!
I know I talked about tv shows last night, and typically I find shows on MTV entertaining because of how crazy they are...and not ever really in a good way. Their newest show, If You Really Knew Me, is crazy but in a different way. For once it's a show about allowing people to be who they are and showing that it's okay to be that person. I think my favorite part about the show is the "power shuffle" portion where they call out topics or things that if you relate to them you cross a line in the middle of the room. It allows the people involved and the viewers watching to understand that no one is ever alone. I feel like so often we lose sight of that, or we put up this facade that everything is okay when it's not. Heck, I do it allllll the time....but as much as it pains me to admit this (and it does pain me haha) sometimes letting go is so much easier than holding on. If you think about it, wouldn't that obviously be so? I mean in gym class when you had to do chin-ups how long were you actually able to hold on to that dumb bar before you let go and dropped? Chances are, you let go a lot faster than the amount of time you held on. Thankfully there was always that little blue matt underneath to catch your fall. I don't know where I was going with all of that, but I guess what I'm trying to say is you have friends for a reason. People were put into your life for a reason and vise versa.
p.s. I have the upper body strength of a fish, which basically means nooooone, so HA I always fell down pretty fast :)

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Guilty pleasures

Don't lie, I know everyone has that one or two shows that they watch that they would just rather the rest of the world not know they watch. Or books....which I for one do not have because really the only books I read are those that I have to.
I must admit, and yes I realize this is sad but hey it's a guilty pleasure, I am a fan of reality tv. This is not because I find anything real at all about it, but because it's just plain entertainment genius!
For instance, The Jersey Shore. Hooooow could you not watch Snookie and the Situation, it's kind of like when you are late to a meeting and stuck in traffic and you're annoyed when you find that the reason everything is so backed up is because everyone in front of you is taking a long invasive look at a wreck as they pass by...but then when you get up to it you can't take your eyes off either. This also goes for The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
I love GLEE. Don't hate, it's an awesome show. The only reason it's even considered a guilty pleasure, though I don't feel guilty in the least bit and am proud to admit I am a faithful viewer, is because of all those people out there who feel as though it's an extended version of High School Musical....eeeh wronggg. GLEE makes HSM look like newbies!!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Questions....

1. WHY do professor's feel the need to request the "mandatory" purchase of ginormous wordy expensive textbooks that inevitably bookstores won't buy back because it's not the newest edition.
2. Howcome when I push the "that was easy" button from staples it's still not easy, I just find myself pushing it hoping it will magically become easier...lies.
3. I know this isn't a question, but I just find this entertaining. Seriously why would anyone let their child "play" in a trunk? I guess WorldMarket is just making sure no one can sue them....like the old woman who sued mcdonalds for her coffee being hot without a label ( really lady?steam hello). The next time I get a frappicino from starbucks I'm going to fake a frostbite and complain that they dont have a label that says this is cold, the ice was not a giveaway okay!
4. Who wants to both pack and unpack my life and drive it to USC? Any takers?? not a fan not a fan, this would be another of those I wish my "that was easy button" would actually work. Or I could snap my fngers and telaport everything there.
5. Seriously where do these armadillos keep coming from? I keep thinking I'm driving over boulders, but then I realize that no I'm running over hard-bodied little defensless animals...and then I feel horrible. I feel less horrible if it's a squirrel because we have plenty of those but armadillos!!!

Why not?

     I've been saying for years I should write a book, but we all know I would never be committed long enough to do that....biggest procrastinator ever. Which is why even though I'm leaving to move back into school in a week I have yet to start doing any packing of any sort. I hate packing just as much as I hate unpacking, but I mean really who honestly loves doing either. Back to the point of the first sentence, I figure why not write a blog since it seems as though I'm the only lame one who's yet to start one (procrastination see).
     I doubt anyone will read this, but I love surprises so surprise me please, but I've been told I could talk to a wall so if I end up just talking to myself that's cool..haha. What will I write about, that's a good question...I've also been told I'm quite a random person (I personally like to think of it more as I'm one step ahead of the game ha :) ). I don't have anything especially invigorating to say at the moment, but I hope it's a GREAT day for everyone!!!